You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Houston, we have a blender
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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