i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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