i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He better not be in your backpack
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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