if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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