just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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