My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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