i think my tv is drunk
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
We named our party play list daddy issues
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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