once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I am naked and annoyed.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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