3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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