I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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