How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Randomize
