Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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