"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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