I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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