Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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