So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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