You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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