i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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