Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Oh god it's open bar.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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