I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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