i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
why do cheetos always look like penises
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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