you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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