just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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