We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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