what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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