What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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