when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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