that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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