I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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