I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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