Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I am naked and annoyed.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
