I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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