Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Your tits are I can't wait for
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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