Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
youre lurking in front of me
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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