bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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