like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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