I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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