I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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