yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
That was an excessively violent trivia night
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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