ADVERTISEMENT

• (970): View more from Colorado

  At what point did we cease to have vaginas?

  (720): View more from Colorado

  Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.

  Fav 3 945 2050

  share tweet
  

• (830): View more from Texas

  You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin

  Fav 7 1186 2027

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (985): View more from Louisiana

  i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.

  Fav 54 3253 884

  share tweet
  

• (772): View more from Florida

  What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?

  Fav 14 1462 2831

  share tweet
  
• 

  Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (631): View more from New York

  the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.

  Fav 27 1084 4189

  share tweet
  

• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.

  Fav 20 4707 1466

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.

  Fav 16 6081 1808

  share tweet
  

• (317): View more from Indiana

  Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus

  (1-317): View more from Indiana

  tequila?

  (317): View more from Indiana

  yep

  Fav 3 2061 891

  share tweet
  

• (302): View more from Delaware

  I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!

  Fav 5 1802 748

  share tweet
  
• 

  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...

  Fav 11 2507 929

  share tweet
  

• (432): View more from Texas

  She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick

  Fav 10 1426 909

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (803): View more from South Carolina

  this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie

  Fav 1 1026 617

  share tweet
  

• (720): View more from Colorado

  Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?

  Fav 2 711 665

  share tweet
  

• (314): View more from Missouri

  So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?

  (469): View more from Texas

  I still had a cough. It only makes sense

  Fav 2 882 595

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (562): View more from California

  I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.

  Fav 1 597 436

  share tweet
  

Randomize