My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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