She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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