I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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