Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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