Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
