I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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