Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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