awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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