Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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