i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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