Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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