Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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