I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
