I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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