do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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