Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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