my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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