He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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